For No Reason At All

Ok so I lied. It's 3am and I'm at office. I'm tired, bored, and about to poop in my pants. I saw the list and decided I'd put my own headnotes down.

1. What time did you get up this morning? Wrong question. You should be asking what time I slept this morning.

2. Diamonds or pearls? Diamonds if they are attached to a hot blonde, Pearls if the oysters are served fresh.

3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema? Madagaskar 2. Fucking hilarious!!

4. What is your favourite TV show? Scrubs, Whose line is it, House.

5. What do you usually have for breakfast? A solitary fish bun. Sad I know.

6. What is your middle name? Skipped. For security reasons.

7. What food do you dislike? Anything that ends with 'akka. Unless it's your sister.

8. What is your favourite album at the moment? Would have to say my FaceBook albums.

9. What kind of car do you drive? When it's not in the garage, which is often, a Ford Escort MK II.

10. Favorite sandwich? I'd definitely have to say blonde/me/brunette. The more the merrier.

11. What characteristics do you despise? Of myself or of others??

12. Favorite item of clothing? My jeans and my Calvin Klein's underwear collection.

13. If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation, where would you go? Venis, Greece.

14. Favourite brand of clothing? Read above, silly.

15. Where would you retire to? Too often to the sadistic recesses of my mind, but preferably to an urn buried under a tree in the hills.

16. What was your most memorable birthday? Weirdly enough I don't recall many birthdays. I need hypnosis i think.

17. Favourite sport to watch? Cricket, and bikini clad female snowboarders.... ooh!

18. When is your birthday? Depends on when you get paid!

19. Are you a morning person or a night person? These days the clock seems a blur, but I'd say night, yes.. definitely night.

20. What is your shoe size? Is this a penis related question? In that case let's just say I use a large shoe locker.

21. Pets? Yes please. Oh sorry, I mean not right now but soon. It's difficult whilst being a dashing bachelor. :)

22. Any new and exciting news you'd like to share with us? I think of some really weird shit sometimes that'd gross anyone out. Just ask my girlfriend.

23. What did you want to be when you were little? I was never little okay!! Ahem. Hmm... Fatter.

24. How are you today? Tired, suffering from lack of sleep, extremely horny because of it and frustrated that no one worthwhile is around to assist.

25. What is your favourite candy? A stripper. No no, I don't do strippers, unless Candy your reading this then definitely I'll do you!

26. What kind of flowers do you like? Hello, i'm a guy.

27. What day on the calendar are you looking forward to? Tomorrow.

28. What is your full name? Didn't we skip this sorta question sometime ago? Why you so curious eh?!

29. What are you listening to right now? Besides the voices in my head? Um, colleagues chattering bout failing code and why we're stuck here so late/early...

30. What was the last thing you ate? Wait let me recall my last bog... Think it was omlette with chicken rice and chopsuey.. yes!

31. Do you wish on stars? Hollywood ones or the glowy types?

32. If you were a crayon, what color would you be? Is blurgh a color?

33. What is the weather like right now? Dude, it's 3am. I can't see shit!!!

34. First person you spoke to on the phone today? My dad, telling my that my car had to be taken back to the garage... sigh.

35. Favourite soft drink? I don't DHOO soft. Unless it's the soft skin like that of a an inner thigh of hot female.

36. Favourite restaurant? Wow, toughy. I eat all over the place. But nothing beats a proper rice and curry or strings with spicy beef mmmmm.

37. Real hair color? Used to be dark brown, but now the remainging strands have turned dark with a few grays.. Haiyo!

38. Favorite toy as a child? Lego. I used to make alternate worlds to accomodate my alternate personalities.

39. Summer or winter? Are these friends of Candy? If so then i'll invite them over for a sandwich... :P

40. Hugs or kisses? More kisses cos they tend to put girls to sleep. Hugs will follow.

41. Chocolate or vanilla? Depends on the container.

42. Coffee or tea? I'd say they each have their moments.

43. When was the last time you cried? Hmm. Don't honestly recall. Does that make me a repressed person??

44. What is under your bed? Thats what I'D like to know. Keep getting the feeling something or someone shares the night sleeping under there... Freaky!

45. What did you do last night? Didn't sleep.

46. What are you afraid of? Slowly but surely, less and less things.

47. Salty or sweet? Depends on what I've eaten. :D

48. How many keys on your key ring? 3

49. Favourite day of the week? Ooh wednesdays for White Horse, and sundays for sleep.

50. How many towns you lived in? 3

51. Do you make friends easily? Yeah sure. But strangely we rarely meet.