So today i wake up for work, do my usual routine, brush my teeth, wash my face, strut around in my towel while ironing my clothes, when i realise that my waist is a bit oversensitive. Now i've noticed this for sometime now but never really investigated so i decided to take a closer look. It seems that my trousers and pants had been rubbing against my skin causing the oversensitivity.Okay, so now i figured either my pants had shrunk or i had gained weight, the latter not being likely as i havent changed pants sizes for the last 3 years or so. Nevertheless i dug around for my measuring tape and wrapped it around my waist, and lo and behold, my waist has expanded by 2 friggin inches!!!
Now i know many of you may think thats not much, but if you know me, thats a huge jump for skinny ol me. As my smile grew wider at this discovery i found myself slightly elevated in confidence and wondering how this had happened. Could it be the less frequent public transport or the looming fact that age is catching up to me and i'm losing my youth... Yikes. But whatever be the case i feel good. Always wanted a 32 inch waist. Now must figure out how i can proportion the rest of my body in hopes of possibly getting a few more tats somewhere more revealing...
Shizer! Just realised i'd have to buy new pants now... crap.
3 human(s) commented:
Cool. Maybe you're pregnant!
But YAYYY... I know someone else who's thrilled to know you're fattening up...:D
you put on weight??? that's awesome!!!!!!!!
But- it is noticeable????? ;)
Well its noticeable only if u look for it. :) but yes tis quite cool.
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